how do you say... oui

May 21

[video]

[video]

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge)

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

(via edating)

ishipmakorra:

ufg too much honor

ishipmakorra:

ufg too much honor

(Source: mistypalmsoasis, via anotherfirebender)

burghers:

shaiibejay:

burghers:

i cant believe i lived through being 12

I can’t believe I’m so close to being 18. I never believed I’d make it this far. Only 11 more days.

cool

(via gimmethatd)

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

adriofthedead:

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

(Source: crudbumpowns, via xmayb)

dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

image

(via fartgallery)

May 20

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

(via failing-in-every-universe)

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

image

(via my-family-thinks-im-funny)

[video]

pizzaforpresident:

acciocandorism:

I am pro choice but this is cute

jesus fucking christ

pizzaforpresident:

acciocandorism:

I am pro choice but this is cute

jesus fucking christ

May 18

[video]

May 17

[video]

May 15

dogs420:

i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog

(via thetowndrugdealer)