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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge)
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
(via edating)
ufg too much honor
(Source: mistypalmsoasis, via anotherfirebender)
i cant believe i lived through being 12
I can’t believe I’m so close to being 18. I never believed I’d make it this far. Only 11 more days.
cool
(via gimmethatd)
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE
(Source: crudbumpowns, via xmayb)
what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
(via fartgallery)
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
(via failing-in-every-universe)
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
(via my-family-thinks-im-funny)
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I am pro choice but this is cute
jesus fucking christ
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i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
(via thetowndrugdealer)