August 2012
Watchoraphis:
Oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
FACT: I am not a "girly-girl" nor am I "tomboy".
holyshit-someoneactually:
I play video games. I don’t like bugs. I like to look cute & pretty. I don’t use a high pitched voice when I talk to guys. Pink is not my favorite color. I don’t wear too much make-up. I fix my hair. I can play sports. Dirt is not an enemy. I don’t flirt with every guy out there. Sparkly stuff doesn’t grab my attention. I like to shop, but I don’t like spending...
July 2012
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microwavepizzaoven:
the alzheimers makes me forget a lot of things, but i cannot forget the streets
A WISE MAN ONCE SAID:
Bootylious ;D xx: Determining your Personality by... →
psych-facts:
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
The whole thing all at once.
One bite at a time.
Slow and methodical…
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
heyfunniest:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
THIS BLOG. THIS!
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
laughtercues:
thegoddamazon:
talldarkbishoujo:
The unpopular opinion: I actually see him as an ungrateful bastard. Twilight made him famous, and all he does is bag on it because he knew they can’t switch him out with another guy once the first movie was released. The series is by far from perfect, but at least be respectful to those who put hard work into it, specially...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
davidsreality:
laughing-llama:
Plot twist: the-absolute-funniest-posts stops self-promoting
Thats not a plot twist thats a miracle.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
shapinguptobeprettycondomz:
the year is 2637 and we are still unsure of who let the dogs out
believed:
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
Watchhaha-l-m-a-o:
I went to public school.
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
Watchtoomanyforgottendreams:
ohhaiitssarah:
wtf did I Just watch
something amazing
wth is this
justanothersonofagun:
fishnchipzzzz:
MICHAEL...
nosdrinker:
shelbylinnea:
nosdrinker:
next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier
Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had. Like I did. :)
valperch:
unclenicky:
omg this song...
remember that one episode of icarly where that creepy woman was obsessed with randy jackson
i use to make fun of her life style
but now her life style is my life style and it’s not funny anymore
remember that one episode of icarly where that creepy woman was obsessed with randy jackson
i use to make fun of her life style
but now her life style is my life style and it’s not funny anymore
Watchvideohall:
Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie
“That’s… quite impressive, really.”
“Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.”
Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
