May 2013
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
zeuspiss:
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
burghers:
shaiibejay:
burghers:
i cant believe i lived through being 12
I can’t believe I’m so close to being 18. I never believed I’d make it this far. Only 11 more days.
cool
dorkstrider:
dorkstrider:
what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
dogs420:
i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog
combefere:
if you don’t do the massive breath in radioactive then I don’t trust you
margaerynn:
margaerynn:
a Game of Thrones au where the Starks have teacup pomeranians instead of direwolves
“that one’s yours, Jon Snow”
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
kittylovesboo:
im—really—weird:
katorade27:
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
