jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

chaztheweasel:

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

holyflyinggrayson:

avatarparallels:

Aladdin/The Legend of Korra Parallels

[gif remake]

I NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

ishipmakorra:

ufg too much honor

burghers:

shaiibejay:

burghers:

i cant believe i lived through being 12

I can’t believe I’m so close to being 18. I never believed I’d make it this far. Only 11 more days.

cool

adriofthedead:

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dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids